Wednesday, January 24, 2007

the rocky defense

Man, Evidence class sure gets punchy around 5:15...

Professor: The defense attorney asks the witness if he was in line for Rocky IV rather than Rocky III. The prosecutor objects. Is this relevant?

D.: It is relevant...if the witness can't tell the difference between Dolph Lundgren and Mr. T, then how can he identify the shooter?

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7 Comments:

At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Evidence, huh?

You may find the following helpful. Depending on who you have, the notes at these links may save you a lot of typing.

http://www.law.indiana.edu/instruction/tanford/b723/home.html

http://law.indiana.edu/instruction/tanford/b723/syllabus.shtml

Just a taste of what you'll find:
http://www.law.indiana.edu/instruction/tanford/b723/eclass/0201.html

"Judges sometimes rule correctly, sometimes incorrectly, and sometimes at random."

 
At 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy crap

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger Dangerous Mind said...

Whoever you are, you are my hero.

(And yes, that 0201.html link is an exact transcript of a certain professor's Evidence slides from day 1.)

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger David Stefanini said...

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If you want to do this just go to my blog and in one of the comments just write your blog name and the URL and I will add it to my site.

Thanks,
David

 
At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am the scourge of lazy professors and the bane of the slothful.

All I ask is that you spread the joy with all others in your class, even the ones you don’t like. Share with all.

Subtlety is not necessary but may be desirable.

 
At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's great fun is knowing exactly what the professor will say or do each class of the semester. Plus he goes through the slides too damn fast and needs to be punished...

 
At 1:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank You annonymous! Those links will be very helpful!

 

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