Wednesday, April 19, 2006

another viewer (reader?) poll!

Since exam time is upon us once again, I got to thinking about what's in store for yours truly over the next few weeks. Being that I spent most of the semester with (and recovering from) bird flu, I think it's safe to say that the only grades for which I will be competing are the lowest grades in my classes.

That begs the question: in lieu of a final bluebookesque (yes, that's totally a word) exam, what sort of exam would be more likely to garner me an A in my classes?

(a) Take-home essay exam, which would allow me to do the work when I do it best - at 3am whilst hopped up on caffeine and watching X-Files and Gilmore Girls DVDs
(b) Old school-style Tetris, in which I play four games (corresponding to my four classes), and get an A every time I get the Kremlin to launch at the end
(c) Dance Dance Revolution, but only if I can be pitted against K-Fed
(d) None of the above, because there's a law school conspiracy afoot preventing me from getting As

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1 Comments:

At 8:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You want As?

I can't promise you an A+, but maybe A/Bs.

When the blue books come out, skim for the general lay of the question and then just copy everything from your notes right into the blue book. Better yet, copy the relevant answers from previous exams if available. Profs love that shit.

You did take notes, right?

 

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