Negligent Use of a Dangerous Mind: friendly advice

Monday, October 30, 2006

friendly advice

When you walk into your boring lecture-only class, and the professor starts telling everyone to move into the first three rows of the hall, take that as a sign that you were meant to skip that day in class. Seriously, turn around and leave. Otherwise, you're going to be asked to participate, instead of sitting in the back row reclining and reading ESPN.com's Page 2 in peace.

When you're settling into your favorite spot in the library to ~~watch episodes of "The Office" that you've TiVoed~~ read between classes , make sure you have your headphones plugged into the right place on your laptop. You don't want to anger people who are sitting there studying by distracting them with the day that Jim put Andy's calculator in Jell-O and Andy got so mad that he kicked a trash can.

Labels: classes, the office