Monday, March 12, 2007

indoor voices

Dear Ridiculously-Loud-Girl-in-the-Bathroom,

Look, I realize that you're so self-absorbed that you need to shout when you talk so that EVERYONE in the surrounding time zone pays attention to YOU. However, there's this thing called "acoustics". So when you shout while you're talking to your friend outside the stall waiting for you, everyone between here and Pittsburgh can hear you. And I think I speak for the residents of every city between Madison and Steel Town when I say this: no one cares.

Please shut up,



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