Wednesday, March 01, 2006

free fashion advice

Ladies:

If you're going to wear a skirt in public, please make sure you know how to sit in said skirt before you leave the house. In fact, make sure you can sit in said skirt while you're trying it on - that's one of Mom's basic rules of clothes-shopping. It's no fun for anyone when they look up from, say, a laptop computer to find themselves staring straight at your...y'know...simply because you can't sit properly in your skirt. I hate to say it, but if your legs are too large to cross, then buy a longer skirt. You're not Paris Hilton, and even if you were, no one wants to see that.

Thanks.

1 Comments:

At 9:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where was I when this was going on???

 

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