Monday, February 27, 2006

all i need is a picture to put on the milk carton

Missing:

One (1) ounce of motivation to complete homework assignments due between now and Spring Break (for these purposes, 3:30pm on Thursday, March 9). This motivation was the last of many ounces of motivation that had been used by one Dangerous Mind to complete homework assignments beginning in August 2005. The ounce of motivation in question was last seen in Prof. D's Research class between 11:00 and 11:55 on the morning of Monday, February 27th, when it left the body it had occupied when it became painfully obvious that the motivation had been used to compile work product on which the remaining students in that Research class would be piggybacking their own work.

If you have any information on the whereabouts of the lost motivation, please notify your local authorities immediately.

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