Wednesday, June 07, 2006

i'd like a grande mocha frappuccino leaded

The only thing worse than being a superstar athlete discovered to be using performance-enhancing drugs?

Being a mediocre athlete discovered using performance-enhancing drugs (see Grimsley, Jason).

As bad as it would be to be Barry Bonds, it must suck infinitely more to be this guy. Think of how you would feel - not only are your balls now the size of raisins, but that the best you can do while on the juice is a sub-.500 record and a lifetime ERA of 4.77. You'd be in the psych ward on 24-hour suicide watch.



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