Monday, January 23, 2006

bob geldof, where art thou?

We've decided that the only way we'll be able to get our Civ Pro grades out of our professor is to hold some sort of demonstration that is musical in nature, even though our Civ Pro professor is pretty much deaf and can't hear anyone who is more than 10 feet away from her.

Think about it: With all of the famine, poverty, and disease rampantly destroying the population, what could be more perfect than a group of UW law students coming together to stage Law Aid, a two-day festival dedicated to the prompt turning-in of grades to the Registrar? This will put an end to all 1Ls' misconceptions that they are, in fact, qualified for a decent summer job. Or ever will be, for that matter.

But at least they'd get to say they put on a sweet concert. Imagine: A holographic image of Freddie Mercury dressed in that sweet white bodysuit...Bono singing "Sunday Bloody Sunday" while parading the Wisconsin state flag around the stage...Keith Richards coming back from the dead...Elton John and George Michael trying to out-diva one another...and Spandau Ballet. Nothing says "Save the Law Students" like Spandau Ballet.


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