Negligent Use of a Dangerous Mind: disco stu knows his place

Monday, February 06, 2006

disco stu knows his place

Sister: [Chick she graduated high school with] is getting married next October.
Me: To who?
Sister: "To whom?" would have been the proper way to phrase that question.
Me: Bite me, Cap'n Grammar.

Me: (whining) My shoes are a size too big...I look like I'm a little kid wearing Mommy's shoes!

Apparently, my feet weren't too happy wearing my cute shoes (that really are about 1/2 a size too big) today. Even though I'd been sitting down for the majority of the day, they still stung pretty badly by the time I got off the bus. So...today marked the second time since I've been in Madison that I've walked home barefoot.

Now the fact that I haven't been able to shake this cold makes sense...it's not because D keeps spreading his ~~syphilis~~ germs around the law school. It's actually because I can't seem to equate "below freezing" with "wearing shoes" in my mind.